What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:14

Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Has anyone ever participated in a gang bang and what was it like?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s